Lil' Slugger

Our kid in their first jersey!

30 WEEKS AND IN MY RIBCAGE

This adorable little munchkin who I can't wait to meet is acting more like Gizmo from Gremlins and is stuck in my ribcage. The Dr this morning did an ultrasound because I literally CAN NOT BREATHE. Sure enough, there's a TUSH pressing against my ribs. It feels like I got hit by a car. I can't stand, can't sit, can't lay. And because I'm under 5'1" there's NOWHERE FOR HIM OR HER TO GO! I don't know how I'm going to last another 10+ weeks!!!!!

LOVING FAM SNUGGLE SESSIONS IN MY 29TH WEEK

MAJOR EW TO THE BUMP. COM

Thanks for making me upchuck this morning THE BUMP #1. You might grow a beard. #2. Taking a good poop could feel like a distant memory. #3. You’ll have insane gas you can’t even blame on the dog. #4: Two words: Uncontrollable drooling. #5. You’ll burp like a frat boy. #6. Grooming your lady bits could become the bane of your existence. #7: There will be discharge. And lots of it. #8. The term “lightening crotch” will become a painful reality. #9. Kindergarten wasn’t the last time you’ll pee your pants in public. #10. Your vag will actually grow. (Yes, grow.)

Gone Campin

This past weekend we went to Cranford West - a campground in Hope NJ for Cranford residents only. It was so awesome! I felt like I was back at Camp Wayne (kind of). There were so many families there with little kiddies running around. Can't wait to bring our kid there every summer. So awesome

Childbirth Class

After completion of our 8 hour childbirth class - Mommy and Daddy are very ready for the 3rd trimester!

THE VEGETARIAN EATS BACON!

Among other reasons why I hung my head in shame today, I had my lowest of all low vegetarian moments. I NEEDED BACON, nothing was stopping me. So I walked into the cafeteria (slinked over so nobody saw me) and nervously asked for egg whites and cheese with a side of bacon. When the cook started putting a handful of well done bacon into my carton he asked why I had a horrified look on my face. I was like "DUDE THAT'S SO MUCH BACON!" He's like "um yeah, you ordered it" and I was like "BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE ORDERING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!" I guess I didn't realize how BONKERS that sounded to some random guy, but as an 8 year veggie (ok whatever I eat chicken fingers when I'm drunk or PMSing. BUT STILL.