MAJOR EW TO THE BUMP. COM

Thanks for making me upchuck this morning THE BUMP #1. You might grow a beard. #2. Taking a good poop could feel like a distant memory. #3. You’ll have insane gas you can’t even blame on the dog. #4: Two words: Uncontrollable drooling. #5. You’ll burp like a frat boy. #6. Grooming your lady bits could become the bane of your existence. #7: There will be discharge. And lots of it. #8. The term “lightening crotch” will become a painful reality. #9. Kindergarten wasn’t the last time you’ll pee your pants in public. #10. Your vag will actually grow. (Yes, grow.)