THE VEGETARIAN EATS BACON!

Among other reasons why I hung my head in shame today, I had my lowest of all low vegetarian moments. I NEEDED BACON, nothing was stopping me. So I walked into the cafeteria (slinked over so nobody saw me) and nervously asked for egg whites and cheese with a side of bacon. When the cook started putting a handful of well done bacon into my carton he asked why I had a horrified look on my face. I was like "DUDE THAT'S SO MUCH BACON!" He's like "um yeah, you ordered it" and I was like "BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE ORDERING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!" I guess I didn't realize how BONKERS that sounded to some random guy, but as an 8 year veggie (ok whatever I eat chicken fingers when I'm drunk or PMSing. BUT STILL.