TOTAL SPAZ

So this heat is just amazing. We all know that. But guess what's even more amazing. No really, guess. BEING IN SPASM. Spasm is just about the rudest thing to do to a pregnant woman. Why? Because we can't take anti-inflammatories. I slipped in Shoprite *oh you know I'm fillin out paperwork* and now my back has been in spasm for over a week. I've iced, I've heated, I've jacuzzi'd - but all I want is a mother effing Motrin. This heat is not helping either. With temps of 80-90 errrthang is swollen and my back is sending lightening rod bolts up my hip and down my leg. It's not sciatica, I know because I did a slow motion Mortal Kombat lunge and my flip flop embraced the wet puddle in the Shoprite freezer aisle. Miserable.