105 DEGREE HEAT INDEX

I have never felt this repulsive in my entire life. Yesterday I was informed that my "whale tail" left sweat marks on my dress and was told to air dry it. Whale Tail, if you're not familiar, is the thong outline. It's mother effing hot. And not just because I'm pregnant. It's because it's mother effing hot. Like really hot. Like if I wanted this heat I'd move to Nevada. And it's not even enjoyable like Mexico where I can slip my toes in the pool. No, there's a commute and a full day of work involved. Repulsive. I want pool day.