Monday, August 19, 2013
IF YOU WANNA BUY US STUFF!
Since people have been asking....
http://registry.thebump.com/marnie-and-evan-nathanson-evan-nathanson-october-2013-nj/4907676
thanks in advance :)
30 WEEKS AND IN MY RIBCAGE
This adorable little munchkin who I can't wait to meet is acting more like Gizmo from Gremlins and is stuck in my ribcage. The Dr this morning did an ultrasound because I literally CAN NOT BREATHE. Sure enough, there's a TUSH pressing against my ribs. It feels like I got hit by a car. I can't stand, can't sit, can't lay. And because I'm under 5'1" there's NOWHERE FOR HIM OR HER TO GO! I don't know how I'm going to last another 10+ weeks!!!!!
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
MAJOR EW TO THE BUMP. COM
Thanks for making me upchuck this morning THE BUMP
#1. You might grow a beard.
#2. Taking a good poop could feel like a distant memory.
#3. You’ll have insane gas you can’t even blame on the dog.
#4: Two words: Uncontrollable drooling.
#5. You’ll burp like a frat boy.
#6. Grooming your lady bits could become the bane of your existence.
#7: There will be discharge. And lots of it.
#8. The term “lightening crotch” will become a painful reality.
#9. Kindergarten wasn’t the last time you’ll pee your pants in public.
#10. Your vag will actually grow. (Yes, grow.)
Monday, August 5, 2013
Gone Campin
Childbirth Class
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