Hot Sauce and Pressure Points and Baths OH MY

ok. I know technically my due date isn't for another 12 days, but I have had it. I am ready for this kid to come out. Yesterday I got a pedicure and afterwards, the baby was going INSANE like trying to BREAK OUT. I got excited, thinking it would induce labor. I even got in the bath and put the jets on the pressure points on my toes. Nothin. Today I woke up, (bed/tarp still dry) and doused eggs with Frank's Red Hot. Now I'm doing this (see picture) - I read that there are pressure points at the tip of your pinky toes. LET'S GO KID!