Mommyhood is....

Searching the entire fucking house for that funky smell...

2014 A BRAND NEW START - 2 months old!

Wow, how cool is it to be two months old and already stretch between two years? Our lady has blossomed so much in these two months - already at 13.4 lbs and 24 inches. She holds her head up on her own, smiles and coos and recognizes some family members. She's such a joy to wake up to every morning and to see before I close my eyes each night. She LOVES the bath - she kicks her legs and would stay in there all day. She's starting to try and roll - and even kicked her way sideways in the crib. Now if only she'd sleep through the night....

YOU BETTER WORK!

Baby came to visit both of our offices this week! The MTV party was too much for her so she knocked out. Surprised she didn't do that at the accounting firm (ZINGGGGGG)

FIRST MALL TRIP!

Our lady bug put her princess hat on and made way to the Short Hills Mall! We are looking for a dress for her baby naming - there's literally nothing at every department store. I don't understand! There are only red dresses for Christmas, but I can't dress a newborn in a red dress - hello, Annie! She was such a great girl!

Her awesome new chair!

Babers got a great new chair - she looks so big in it! She can really hold her head up (for like a hot second) but she has something to grow into! IDK why it looks like she has a unibrow. Cute though.

WEEK 5!

It's been a busy week here. Our little girl thinks she's a baby piglet and has been snorting and making the saddest noises all week, all day, all night. We tried putting her in the bassinet which she totally rejected - so we had to do it..... the pacifier has made it's way to our home. She doesn't really LOVE it but it's soothing, so we're hoping she'll conk out in the bassinet at some point this week. In other news, to celebrate the end of Chanukah, I decided to hold her by the menorah and light the candles together. She whipped her head back and threw it right into the candle, putting it out with the back of her head. While she wailed hysterically and my husband looked at me like "wtf just happened?" I ran into the bathroom and scraped blue wax off of her head before he could find out. I have severe cabin fever and against my Dr's better judgement, I'm going to try and go to the gym today. I've pounded more animal crackers this week than ever before. Those damn cheap huge jugs. Tomorrow the little lady meets all my college girlfriends for a holiday get together in the city. So excited!

ONE MONTH OLD!!

Our gal is 1 month old today! So far, we have mastered the art of the poop, the spit up and the "wah." We have changed approximately 325 diapers and slept about 100 hours in the past month. Daddy is the master of the 3a quick diaper change and Mommy is a full service 24 hour restaurant (Zagat rated). This week she is excited to introduce the "full body wiggle" where she propels herself off of whoever is holding her into a dive roll.