It's Almost Go Time

Dear Other Pregnant Women, or moms - In your last few days/weeks of pregnancy, did you walk around cupping yourself because you were afraid your water was going to break any second and your kid was going to fly out? I feel like a teenage boy standing around with my hands in my pants, but I literally feel like a gush of liquid is about to pour out! Dr says it can happen at any time now. So we wait... impatiently.

WEIRD FEELINGS!

I've been feeling super weird for the past 48 hours. I have a pretty bad bruising sensation right above my stomach. The interwebs say it's either Braxton Hicks or it's because the baby is kicking me too hard. I'm not sure it's either. My Braxton Hicks have been CRAZY intense, but so has my back pain. I've been laying in bed and working from home. I'm like on house arrest! There's only so many stale oreos you can eat to keep busy throughout the day. And if I take another bath, my skin is going to wrinkle off. I'm bored and I want to meet my kid! I'm getting very antsy, but this kid does not want to budge. There is a lot of movement going on, but I'd much rather see them squirm on the outside. CMON!

Sleeping Dragon - SOOTHING!

I've listened to the same songs over and over to get the baby movin around and listening to some good tunes, but it's just boring! Good thing my GENIUS brother invented SLEEPING DRAGON! Check it out and download it. Whether you're preggers or not this is the most relaxing app I've downloaded in a while! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cpqNAQPWVs

Week 37!

We set up the nursery this weekend!! It looks so gorgeous, thank you to my amazing husband for doing so much hard work. We also had a really nice weekend with some friends as our last hurrah! I'm binge eating eggplant parm because I heard oregano and basil can trigger labor. I love the peace and quiet, but I literally can't sleep anymore and I'm waddling around like no other - cupping my vag because I"m afraid my water will pour out. It's absolutely gorgeous out. The leaves are blowing. It's time for change. Fall is comin, hopefully babers will be too!

MATERNITY LEAVE - ANY DAY NOW!

It's official. I'm out on maternity leave. It also happened to be the day my company had layoffs, which led to a very stressful last day. Said goodbye to lots of really amazing people. I ended my trip home with a stop at the library to stock up on some good reads I've been excited about. Today I went to the Dr - and at 36.5 weeks preggers, he says I'm ready. Any time after this weekend he would be very happy with delivery. So now I'm nesting. Home for 4 hours on maternity leave, and all the baby clothes and changing pad covers are washed, the house is getting scrubbed and the car seat base is going in. Too bad the floor to the nursery won't be done until tomorrow, or else I'd be on a Home Goods rampage finishing it up. I have been superstitious this whole time about getting the room ready, buying things etc and then I realized that I'm far enough along that if I were to deliver, I would be ok - the baby would god willing be ok - and we would have nothing in the house. So, now we have a starter kit atleast to get us going. Since this week at work has been hella stressful, I've been eating like a complete asshole. I think I've eaten more cake and cookies and candy than I ever have in my entire life, so I really need to focus on being healthy. Gained 3 lbs this week. Whoops. My stomach is enormo. Dr said there's lots of fluid in there, so the baby is swimmin around and ready to go. Sleeping has been more difficult and breathing is getting a little hard, but overall I feel blessed that I feel PRETTY GOOD. Hopefully I won't jinx myself by saying that, but even if it does get bad, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Belly Public Debut

After much resistance, the belly has made it's Facebook debut. It's so funny people are like "omg I didn't know you were pregnant" um yeah, which means I haven't seen you in 9 months and we aren't really friends! Hello. Stupid. I've wanted to keep it private for so long because I just don't like being the center of attention, and also don't need to share private details with people who are not really in my life - but I understand that people would want to post pics from a wedding we just went to, and people will probably be posting pics of the baby. So I did it on my terms and my own accord. We are DEFINITELY ready to meet this lil guy or gal

HE TARPED THE BED!!!!!!

So ridiculous.